What movies have not aged well?

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

Live and Let Die

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

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-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

The Man with the Golden Gun

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

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Goldfinger

-”She is very sexyful!”

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

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A View to a Kill

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

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-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

Why does an older married man turn bisexual?

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-J W Pepper

Moonraker

What happened to your school bully?

You Only Live Twice

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

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The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-”Ah so!”

What 10 things have you stopped doing in your life?

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

Octopussy

Dr No

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On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!