What movies have not aged well?

-All the bad guys are black.

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

What techniques can be used to sing like Freddie Mercury if one is unable to hit high notes?

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

What’s the worst thing you caught anyone in your family doing?

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

Dr No

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

Is it ok to be spanked by your parents if you are not in bed in your set bedtime?

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-J W Pepper

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

Why is my ex trying to provoke an argument with me?

-”She is very sexyful!”

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

Octopussy

Do you think your landlord should have a key to your room?

From Russia With Love

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

You Only Live Twice

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A View to a Kill

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

What is the most craziest dream you ever had?

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

Goldfinger

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

There is any scientific evidence that we live in a sphere. Why do others say that we lives in a flat Earth but there is no evidence that they have proven the existence of a flat earth?

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

Why do men think I’m easy just by looking at me?

Diamonds Are Forever

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

Are there many people here who suffer from schizophrenia?

Moonraker

The Man with the Golden Gun

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

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Live and Let Die

-”Ah so!”

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

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